There is nothing more boring than listening to someone drone on about the dream they had the other night, no matter how weird or awesome it was because guess what? We don't care.
The only exception is when a person talks about food.
Girls are amazingly guilty about this. You would think they had no other hobbies except for eating. Every time an animated conversation about food starts, I shake my head. Seriously? You guys are talking about food? It must be an exceptionally boring time if its time to talk food. The thing about food is, it's not a subject to be talked about, its a subject to be eaten.
Most food topics can be summed up in two words, alright and delicious. Anything more than that and you're overdoing it. In the case that it tastes like shit, then you can also say that it tastes like shit, even though none of us actually knows what shit taste like (hopefully).
So the next time food comes up in a conversation, just tell me: is it alright, delicious, or shit?
