Mornings: 1/14/14

I did the old wake up, go back to sleep, wake up, and go back to sleep trick. Best way to fast forward through a morning, but it certainly subtracts a few hours from my day. It can get a little excessive and I might go overboard sometimes, but I gotta wake up at the right time, not just any time. Who am I kidding? I'm just being lazy. Research has shown that those who oversleep are at risk of dying earlier than those who wake up early. I guess it makes sense. Rushing to sleep will only bring us closer to eternal slumber.