Artificial Awakening

I can't remember the last time that I've woken up due to natural causes. Every time my eyes open, it's because of some stupid infernal beeping device whether it's a phone or alarm clock. It's a symptom of the fact that I've never had a room to myself. I'm always waking up because of my brother's nonsense--incessant alarms, annoying texts, and persistent ringtones. Can't a man escape from the world for one paltry second?


I already graduated from school, I don't need to be waking up so early.